Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the 'Gosselin'...she committed Folicular Homicide!
by WestSideSlant August 18, 2010
Similar to writers block only in the context of social networking sites. Unable to come up with post worthy content.
After logging into facebook and staring at the screen unable to post, I realized I was suffering from post block syndrome.
by geoneubie February 28, 2010
After Antoine Dodson, a young hero from Huntsville, AL, saved his sister from an attack he left a public message for the perp letting him know that this wasn't the end of the story, and that he would be caught.
Antoine- "You don't have to come and confess. We looking for you. We gon' find you, so you can run and tell that! Homeboy!"
Antoine- "You don't have to come and confess. We looking for you. We gon' find you, so you can run and tell that! Homeboy!"
by the ppl's champ August 06, 2010
A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
by me2248 August 15, 2010
When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
Guy 1: Quick! What's the definiton of "callow?"
Guy 2: I don't know! My iPhone 4 doesn't get signal here!
Guy 3: Book google that shit!
Guy 2: I don't know! My iPhone 4 doesn't get signal here!
Guy 3: Book google that shit!
by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010
An extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds. usually stored under the battery of a cellular phone.
by Dr,Watson August 14, 2010
When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.
Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.
Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.
Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.
by TheShrewKing August 09, 2010