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1 yard stare

Similar to the 1,000 yard stare that veterans acquire, the 1 yard stare is a trait that people that work in cubicles or open workspaces pick up as they will avoid noticing anything that is not on their computer monitor.
Dude, I just walked by Lindsay with a plate of donuts and she completely ignored me.

Doesn't surprise me. She is working on closing the accounts receivable for this quarter and has a bad case of the 1 yard stare.
by Deepthoughts March 9, 2011
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brainspin

The inability to sleep because of your mind fixating on a thought.
The Lost finale gave me brainspin and I wasn't able to sleep all night.
by Loogaroo June 24, 2010
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stfu

1) Acronym used for the phrase "shut the fuck up" for efficiency reasons.
Please stfu because I am trying to read.
by johnisthegame February 27, 2003
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Words with friends with benefits

When in the course of playing a member of the opposite sex in words with friends. You or they play provocative words as if to drop hints.
Boy played sex for 13 points
Girl played blow for 16 points
Boy played tit for 8 points

Dude, she must be a words with friends with benefits
by calebstephen March 5, 2011
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productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.
I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??
by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002
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Lent Trap

/lɛnt træp/ noun

In couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.
1. We were going to have dinner at this great new steak place on Friday night, but Joe's got me stuck in a Lent Trap.

2. My wife Jane decided to give up sex for Lent. Worst. Lent Trap. Ever.
by SuperRobert February 14, 2010
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fappable

Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.
Man, that picture is really fappable.
by L.K Winters September 7, 2008
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