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premarital text

The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.
"That girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. I would so premarital text her."
by Eric Vinson December 10, 2008
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Fucking Retrospect

A phrase used to describe the agonizing frustration of realizing that you did something you regret, and wanting to do it differently but realizing it after-the-fact. This typically occurs about 5 minutes later but the realization of such can occur years later...
Looking back in fucking retrospect, I realized that cute girl didn't want to know the time: she was actually interested in me!
by Babo Sang Pyo December 4, 2005
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cockblocalypse

When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.
"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"
by Matthew Gardner December 30, 2007
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Antisocial Networking

Using a social networking web site or service to connect to other people but never communicating with those people once they have been established as a connection.
I can't believe it... we haven't spoken to Randy since high school. He added us as friends on Facebook but never responds to any of our messages. He has over 100 friends but we've never even seen him post a comment. Talk about antisocial networking!
by Jeremy Wasser March 19, 2008
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post-acquaintance friend request

The friend request sent right after meeting someone for the first time.
After meeting Ryan at the party, Dave sent him a post-acquaintance friend request to secure their friendship.
by XileLord May 16, 2011
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apocalypse sex

Thoughtless, careless sex happening right before a major disaster or possible ending of the world, without thought of consequences.
Figuring that this was the end of the world I turned to the girl sitting next to me and said 'why not' as we commenced to have passionate apocalypse sex; I just hoped that this time, it was for real...
by Fox64 January 12, 2008
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I know, right?

An affirmation that you agree with or can relate to the preceding statement. It can be used whether the speaker actually knows or not, but in the latter case it usually means that the speaker can attribute the preceding statement to themselves as well.
"I got so drunk at the party that I puked when I got home." "I know, right? I think I might have barfed up stuff from last year."

"My parents are such trogs." "I know right? Mine think my LJ is a literal notebook."
by Kevin Fox April 30, 2008
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