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fireworks

explosives meant to annoy your neighbors.
"BOOM"
"I hate that geezer, he got mad at me just for shooting his dog. It was only an M80."
by Tcuz December 11, 2004
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Caffeine Window

The daily time slot in which you must have some form of caffeine otherwise you will get a headache. No amount of caffeine after this window will cure the headache. A common ailment of coffee addicts who need their morning fix before they can function properly.
Dude1: Fuck, I've missed my caffeine window, I feel a headache developing.

Dude2: Rookie error dude, that's you should always keep a few No-Doze handy when you don't have time to grab some coffee.
by roast beanz June 27, 2011
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tr;dl

Literally: "too rambley; didn't listen". This spoken phrase is a take off of the popular "tl;dr" (too long; didn't read). Pronounce the letters, namely "tee are. dee ell". This verbal response indicates you stopped listening as the other person was blathering on for too long and you lost interest.
Sarah: So what do you want to do for dinner tonight? We can do Mexican, Italian or Chinese. I want to invite Steve and Kathy, but of course you know that Steve does not like Chinese and Kathy can't eat late. But the only good Italian place is really crowded so the wait would be really long early.. which I guess leaves either that burrito place.... or that not so good Italian place, where the waiter was rude to us the last time. So, what do you think?

Russell: tr;dl
by DrRascal June 30, 2011
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Webtrovert

Someone who is a shy introvert in real life, but turns into a full-on extroverted party animal on Internet forums and social sites.
Man, she was on Facebook flirting with everyone and talking about all her wild parties, but when we met in person she just stared at the floor and mumbled everytime I asked her something.

Yeah, sounds like she's kind of a webtrovert.
by Squidmonkey June 13, 2011
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index finger discount

similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. however the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc.

i.e. pirating
I recently obtained a shitload of music using the index finger discount
by butt-pirater June 28, 2011
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Bronies

The male, older fans of my little pony: friendship is magic.
Bronies internet convo=

Brony "yo man, you seen the new episode last night?"
Brony 2 "totally, midnight sparkle was the bomb with that friendship blast."
by Astram22 March 6, 2011
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Freudian Click

Sending an email to someone by mistake.
A second after I hit "send", I realized that I had made a Freudian Click and emailed a love note to my ex instead of my boyfriend. So embarrassing!
by Cynyc January 12, 2009
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