Urban Dictionary
by Johng123 August 2, 2011
Get the fap on itmug. My dachshund put on some weight...God, she's such a fatimal!!!
Those fatimals are really creepy...they keep staring at me as I chew my food at the dinner table.
Keep your goddamned fatimals out of my yard!!!!!
Those fatimals are really creepy...they keep staring at me as I chew my food at the dinner table.
Keep your goddamned fatimals out of my yard!!!!!
by LadyGaladriel11 August 3, 2011
Get the fatimalsmug. A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.
Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.
by LaSpillway August 2, 2011
Get the Carnal Tunnel Syndromemug. Dude they think that sex ed teaches us a heck of a lot of stuff we didn't know, but the truth is, we lost our mental virginity a while back.
Totally dude.
*high five
Totally dude.
*high five
by Universe24 August 7, 2011
Get the Mental virginitymug. While 95% of Chad's whiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral whiz.
by Smart Illiterate August 7, 2011
Get the collateral whizmug. Subtly letting others now about how fantastic your life is while undercutting it with a bit of self-effacing humor or "woe is me" gloss.
Uggggh just ate about fifteen piece of chocolate gotta learn to control myself when flying first class or they'll cancel my modelling contract LOL :p #humblebrag
by jakejakejakejakejakejake May 25, 2011
Get the humblebragmug. A game where everyone in Congress refuses to agree on a deal to raise the debt ceiling until the last possible minute. It's like regular chicken, but instead of driving cars at each other, politicians are using the economy.
John Boehner: I don't give a shit if our country turns into Mad Max 2. I'm going to win this game of debt ceiling chicken.
Barack Obama: Challenge accepted!
Barack Obama: Challenge accepted!
by themalk August 6, 2011
Get the debt ceiling chickenmug.