This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.

to send a high-maintenance partner a text message in order to keep them sweet and avoid them getting upset that you are ignoring them.

Similar to a feeding a tamagotchi, you send these texts to keep the relationship alive.

A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.

Occurs when a two person group is partitioned by one party’s separate conversation via phone call or text message using a cellular device.

The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find.

In conversation, digressing into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion (music, coding, gaming) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgement of the listener’s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand.