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fap on it

Masturbating before making any decision regarding females.
James: I can't tell if I should fuck my ex or not
Tom: Just fap on it, then you will know.
by Johng123 August 2, 2011
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fatimals

a fat animal, generally a pet (fat + animals = fatimals)
My dachshund put on some weight...God, she's such a fatimal!!!

Those fatimals are really creepy...they keep staring at me as I chew my food at the dinner table.

Keep your goddamned fatimals out of my yard!!!!!
by LadyGaladriel11 August 3, 2011
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Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.
Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.
by LaSpillway August 2, 2011
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Mental virginity

The general state of mind characterized by complete ignorance about sex and human reproduction.
Dude they think that sex ed teaches us a heck of a lot of stuff we didn't know, but the truth is, we lost our mental virginity a while back.

Totally dude.

*high five
by Universe24 August 7, 2011
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collateral whiz

The 5% of a man's whiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.
While 95% of Chad's whiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral whiz.
by Smart Illiterate August 7, 2011
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humblebrag

Subtly letting others now about how fantastic your life is while undercutting it with a bit of self-effacing humor or "woe is me" gloss.
Uggggh just ate about fifteen piece of chocolate gotta learn to control myself when flying first class or they'll cancel my modelling contract LOL :p #humblebrag
by jakejakejakejakejakejake May 25, 2011
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debt ceiling chicken

A game where everyone in Congress refuses to agree on a deal to raise the debt ceiling until the last possible minute. It's like regular chicken, but instead of driving cars at each other, politicians are using the economy.
John Boehner: I don't give a shit if our country turns into Mad Max 2. I'm going to win this game of debt ceiling chicken.
Barack Obama: Challenge accepted!
by themalk August 6, 2011
mugGet the debt ceiling chickenmug.

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