similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. however the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc.

i.e. pirating

The male, older fans of my little pony: friendship is magic.

Sending an email to someone by mistake.

A regular for lunch at institutions such as public schools, hospitals (esp. mental), and the military/boot camp. Any kind of pasta dish consisting of ingredients/prepared by individuals you are unsure of.

The term for gay couples to become engaged or plan on becoming married.

An alert that is called when one is trying to sound smarter than they really are. In more severe cases, a whence alert may be necessary.

Embarrassment at waiting on the curb obediently as other pedestrians ignore the "don't walk" signal in the absence of traffic.