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Lake Flaccid

Lake Flaccid is when you're trying to sleep with a girl but you can't get a hard on.
Dave: Yes mate, did you smash it?

Nick: Nah mate, lake flaccid.

Dave: Par.
by Stiff Chocolate December 28, 2015
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Nowcaster

A person giving accurate weather information based on the present weather conditions (rain, snow, sunny, etc.) To look out the window and nowcast the conditions.
A weatherman will forecast inaccurately. A Nowcaster gives accurate weather information.
by dyates May 6, 2009
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poltergeese

I personally think that the plural form of “poltergeistshould be “poltergeese” because it just makes sense .
Kirsty: woahhh look at that big ol’ flock of poltergeese!!

Ein: woahhhh they look kinda 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
by Hugs4amyshep July 2, 2024
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Omninom

All Hungry, All devouring
As a god of Knowledge is omniscient, A god of Hunger is Omninom
by Pharoxian April 7, 2024
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schmuck insurance

A contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot
I know it's unlikely, but we need it for schmuck insurance.
by Delta Sailor November 16, 2016
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Tendies

Tendie (plural Tendies) (food, colloquial, usually in the plural) A chicken tender. A common unit of measurement used by the Apes of the WallStreetBets Subreddit to determine the number of gains a user has made in the Stonk Market.
Person 1: I heard that xXAsianDr4g0nxX420 cashed out his AMC shares after yesterday's run.
Person 2: Wow he must be swimming in Tendies right now!
by SgtScoots February 25, 2021
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Midwest Princess

he term Midwest Princess can be open to interpretation and often varies based on individual perspectives. Generally, it refers to a distinct persona or aesthetic seen in certain regions of the American Midwest. Characteristics commonly associated with a Midwest Princess include:

Fashion Choices: They might be seen wearing camouflage attire, bedazzled jeans, and Ed Hardy tops.

Tattoos: Poorly done tattoo sleeves are also a recognizable feature.

Pageantry: The term can extend to those who hold titles such as Princess Kay or other Midwest pageant winners.

Overall, a Midwest Princess embodies a blend of regional pride, unique fashion sense, and a sometimes whimsical or eclectic approach to style and identity.
She's so midwest princess! <3
by itsthevibes June 6, 2024
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