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New Year Flu

It is a sickness that is brought on by kissing random strangers at midnight of New Year's Eve. It exhibits many of the same symptoms of the common cold or flu.
My throat is killing me and all of my joints ache. I think I caught the New Year Flu from kissing those randoms at midnight.
by Grippstick January 12, 2008
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New Year's Peeved

The feeling of not being invited to a friend's New Year's party.
Ted wasn't invited to Julie's annual New Year Eve's bash and became New Year's peeved
by proust December 29, 2008
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shit bic

Term for a disposable lighter kept in bathroom for the purposes burning out extremely offensive odors.
Roommate 1: "Man, thanks a lot, it smells like something died in the bathroom."

Roommate 2: "Sorry, bra, I couldn't find the shit bic."
by UTSARoadrunner November 19, 2009
mugGet the shit bicmug.

medicine head

Mental fogginess resulting from having taken cold/flu medicine. Common side effect of certain antihistamines.
"I took some NyQuil and now I have medicine head like you wouldn't believe. Everything feels and looks surreal -- but at least I can breathe without coughing."
by patchcali April 11, 2008
mugGet the medicine headmug.

ghost paranoia

A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.
Duder 1: "No for real. I came home one day and my beagle was on top of that fucking ledge. Way up there. I mean, how did he get up there? He can't jump that high."

Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."

Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"

Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
by westfalia January 26, 2010
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price point

n., bullshit speak for "price", in common use by real estate industry "professionals" to emphasize a limited vocablary
your looking in the wrong neighborhood at this price point
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
mugGet the price pointmug.

Guaranteed Left

When you creep your way into an intersection with the intention to turn left, yet there is no end to oncoming traffic in sight.

This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.
"Traffic was really heavy and the green arrow had already disappeared, so rather than wait through a whole new light cycle, I made the guaranteed left."
by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009
mugGet the Guaranteed Leftmug.

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