Urban Dictionary
A person who joins the gym in early January because of their New Years Resolution. Resolutionists can be spotted by their pasty white skin, excessive fat, poor form, and blank look on their face as they stand next to any piece of gym equipment. Resolutionists usually migrate back to the couch any time from mid-January to early March.
"This damn Resolutionist has been on the Smith machine for 30 minutes. Maybe if he put more than 30 lbs on the bar and stopped taking 10 minute rests it wouldn't take so long. I can't wait until March"
by rKelly0137 September 2, 2008
Get the Resolutionistmug. John: "Crap, I still don't have a Christmas present for Mary. ...I guess I'll just give her a New Year's present instead."
by hillary2016 December 29, 2012
Get the New Year's presentmug. Used to describe the final moments of a given event, or situation where change is still a possibility.
Right before a deadline.
Right before a deadline.
I procrastinated all night and now, in the 11th hour, I need to work my ass off to finish this report moments before it is due.
by Lig Na Baste June 10, 2008
Get the The 11th Hourmug. This cake is deligious!
by Lorien Gamaroff January 13, 2009
Get the Deligiousmug. Verb. To eat furiously and profusely instead of actually dealing with issues. Normally done because the occasion requires a happy attitude, not a controversial one. Most common during family holidays when many treats are available yet much family stress as well.
Lauren: I am rage eating so much freakin gingerbread. I'm going to be 2 pounds heavier for no good reason now.
Britt: You could just stop...
Lauren: No can do buckaroo. My mom's being a total see you next Tuesday and I can't just tell her that, it's Christmas.
Britt: You could just stop...
Lauren: No can do buckaroo. My mom's being a total see you next Tuesday and I can't just tell her that, it's Christmas.
by AlwaysWinning December 25, 2012
Get the Rage Eatmug. That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.
The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.
by jpg3 December 24, 2012
Get the last minute helpermug. A shit so epic/huge/painful/life changing that the bible should be rewritten to incorporate it some how.
That poop hurt so much that it felt like the second coming of Christ, I kid you not it was a BIBLICAL Shit!
by wuvwa March 28, 2012
Get the Biblical Shitmug.