fuck you pay me

Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.
"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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pawdicure

Trimming a dog or cats nails.
I took FiFi to the groomer to get a pawdicure; her nails were getting really long.
by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2011
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JetBlue Balls

When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.
Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.
by icwish December 27, 2009
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poindextrous

To be able to communicate equally well with both nerds and normal people alike.
John is quite poindextrous because he is the company's tech dude that will drink you under the table while getting all the cute chicks in the bar.
by jennifer dietz May 09, 2008
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Lb's

Pounds or fat, (lb) is the symbol for pounds.
You could tell she put on some Lb's since summer.
by pete wood April 17, 2006
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Japan

The country with the world's best toilets.
On Japanese toilets you can get a spray, or bidet, with the push of a button.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005
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wowthritis

The gnarled shape of your hands and arms after playing several hours and/or days of World of Warcraft. This condition usually results in sore joints and numbness.
My wowthritis is starting to clear up - time to get back in there!
by Captain Peepers July 24, 2008
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