Landmass

The area of land between New Orleans and Mobile, as referenced during Hurricane Isaac coverage by The Weather Channel. Also known as Mississippi.
Substitute the word Landmass or Mass for the State of Mississippi in anything, especially in a good meme. Ole Mass. Landmassians. University of Southern Landmass. Post it online. Sell t-shirts.
by jeffd82 August 30, 2012
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Scroll Shock

Verb.

When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.
Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.

scrolling...

scrolling...

"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"

Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"

*throws monitor from desk.

Scroll Shock strikes again.
by Truthzor August 28, 2012
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Bed Browsing

Similar to Web Browsing, but done from the comfort of your bed.
What you up to?

'Just doing a spot of bed browsing'
by Walters13 August 24, 2012
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Yard bomb

A pile of dog crap that isn't picked up by its owner and is instead left to be stepped in.
My asshole neighbor never picks up his dogs droppings. Instead he leaves them behind and waits for unknowing people to step on the yard bombs.
by LZ 822 August 17, 2012
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digital snow day

Refers to a work day interrupted by an internet outage that effectively shuts down all productivity, especially at a .com.
Co-worker 1: Our internet is down.

Co-worker 2: Woo hoo! Digital snow day! Let's go get coffee.
by deca August 23, 2012
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it's your birthday

A term of encouragement often used to drunkenly encourage equally intoxicated acquaintances. Rarely used on the subject of encouragement's actual birthdate. Commonly preceeded by "Go (name)" and occasionally followed by, "no it's not, go anyway" when spoken by those in the 8-13 year old age bracket (who are hopefully not drunk).
"Look, Susan's about to dance on the bar!"

"Go Susan, it's your birthday!"
by Birthday Girl March 25, 2004
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lance armstrong

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.
Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.
by captain kirks number 2 bowl October 12, 2005
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