Bug-out Bag

A pack be it small or large one would keep close by loaded with essentials of survival. Urban and Rural Bug-out bags may differ in contents but will be used during and for the same event.
Joe- Dude why did you spend $500 dollars on that nasty ass dehydrated food from eFoods.com?

Russ- Well, when the biological bomb goes off as an act of false flag terror by our own government to rape us of more liberties and send us to FEMA camps for our Vaccines Im grabbing my M4 500rounds and my Bug-out Bag stocked with food, rope a space blanket and my Kobe Tai synthetic ribbed anus and vagina and heading to the hills in Grizdale.

Joe- Is it the vibrating anus or just synthetic pocket pussy?
by Russ T January 22, 2009
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prolebrity

A professional athlete that achieves celebrity status, especially a professional in action sports.
Yo Rob Dyrdek is tight as hell, but it sucks that hes all prolebrity now.

Shaun White has given gingers something to be proud of. It's rad that they have their own prolebrity, man.
by tricksarefornicks January 12, 2010
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Cry Face

The state your face is in right before you cry, just after you've cried, or when you almost cried.
Friend 1: Yeah, that was a sad movie. Hey, did you cry?

Friend 2: No! But, I did get a cry face.
by tiredcoffee December 22, 2009
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Frankenstorm

A Frankenstorm is a hurricane and winter storm hybrid, involving a "monster" combination of high winds, heavy rain, extreme tides and snow. A Frankenstorm carries with it a risk of fatalities, power outages and severe property damage.
Farewell! I leave you, and in you the last of humankind whom these eyes will ever behold. Farewell, Frankenstorm!
by ClioMuse October 26, 2012
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bodybooking

Some who is contantly posting pictures on facebook of themselves in swims suits and workout clothes to show everyone how hot they are. Also paired with contant status updates about fruits, vegatables, juicing, working out, going to whole foods and posting articles about those topics. This generally annoys the shit out of others and there are never any comments on the posts except for the person's s/o who is equally obsessed and annoying.
Status update
"Gee, I am sure enjoying this green apple, carrot protein shake before my 50 mile bike ride in the mountains with my hot boyfriend!"

comment from boyfriend-"oh baby it's gonna be a great day, can you make some of that veggie soup later"

comment from annoyed fb friend-"stop bodybooking and go eat some cheese fries."
by funwife October 25, 2012
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hornymoon

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.
Wife: I missed you so much when you were in Germany. Good to have you back. It feels like honeymoon again.

Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.
by Nomanches October 24, 2012
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Garbivore

A fourth classification of animal in the food chain behind Carnivore, Herbivore and Omnivore that eats only garbage.
Every time I put my garbage outside in the garbage can, my dog knocks the can over to eat the garbage inside. I never see him eat anything but the garbage, he must be a Garbivore.
by Chris Ulrickson December 14, 2008
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