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madam of bracelets

"That's gayer than a madam of bracelets."
by that susan girl September 29, 2012
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Nintendo Pilot

Those in the military who fly drones from a thousand miles away in another country or continenet.
"He must have been a good video game player, because he is now a Nintendo Pilot flying that drone in Iraq from his living room couch."
by The DGNR8's Domain March 8, 2013
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deaf breath

When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.
Phillis over there has such a bad case of deaf breath, she pretty much turns into Darth Vader once she puts in her earbuds.
by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013
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Karaoke Filibuster

Intentionally choosing an extraordinarily long song to perform at a Karaoke Club or during a Karaoke Party/Night as a means to block others from participating in said Karaoke.
That guy's performance of Meatloaf's "I would do anything for love" was a total karaoke filibuster.
by swag99 April 30, 2010
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literally

People often confuse this word with figuratively.
-Dude, you figuratively died of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.
by Built2Spill November 17, 2004
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domestic blindness

Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.
After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,

"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"

If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.
by akaracquel March 4, 2013
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Web Glow

When someone looks better in online photos then they do in person.
John - Hey dude, did you hang out with that girl Katie from Facebook?

Mike - Yea but I regret it, it was all web glow. She's really only a 4.
by Deagle622 February 5, 2013
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