Going commandtoe is when you wear shoes without socks. Often done in the summer or if no socks are available.

Does not apply to when wearing sandals/flip-flops because socks in that context would just be wrong anyway.

to act infantile and obstinate; to reject common sense in favor of self-interest regardless of consequences

When two or more parties have entered separate bathroom stalls at nearly the same time and deliberately delay moving their bowels so as not to be the one to break the often awkward and intense silence.

A person who joins the gym in early January because of their New Years Resolution. Resolutionists can be spotted by their pasty white skin, excessive fat, poor form, and blank look on their face as they stand next to any piece of gym equipment. Resolutionists usually migrate back to the couch any time from mid-January to early March.

A Christmas present given by a procrastinator.

Used to describe the final moments of a given event, or situation where change is still a possibility.

Right before a deadline.

A food or beverage that is so delicious that ingesting it is akin to a religious experience.