an instagram post that features the user boasting about their life, usually in the form of food or leisure/travel.
person a: "did you see the gloatgram that kevin posted?"
person b: "no."
person a: "he was in tahiti sipping mai tai out of a golden chalice."
person b: "what a dick."
by QuiteIlliterate May 28, 2013
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