A person who joins the gym in early January because of their New Years Resolution. Resolutionists can be spotted by their pasty white skin, excessive fat, poor form, and blank look on their face as they stand next to any piece of gym equipment. Resolutionists usually migrate back to the couch any time from mid-January to early March.

A Christmas present given by a procrastinator.

Used to describe the final moments of a given event, or situation where change is still a possibility.

Right before a deadline.

A food or beverage that is so delicious that ingesting it is akin to a religious experience.

Verb. To eat furiously and profusely instead of actually dealing with issues. Normally done because the occasion requires a happy attitude, not a controversial one. Most common during family holidays when many treats are available yet much family stress as well.

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.

A shit so epic/huge/painful/life changing that the bible should be rewritten to incorporate it some how.