Broscience

Broscience is the predominant brand of reasoning in bodybuilding circles where the anecdotal reports of jacked dudes are considered more credible than scientific research.
Broscience in action:

"Bro, you gotta slam 40-60 grams of waxy maize plus 20 grams of BCAA within 7 seconds of finishing your last set of squat rack curls. Otherwise, you'll go straight catabolic."
by Alan Aragon August 02, 2008
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carbo bloating

n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.
Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.
by THW November 05, 2009
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driving the Bronco

An accomplice or accessory to an act.

A reference to A.C. Cowlings driving O.J. Simpson on a nationally televised slow-speed freeway chase after the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
"Did you get your little brother drunk at that underage party?"

"Naw, but I guess I was driving the Bronco since I told him about it."
by Hugh Johnson August 30, 2005
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5 To 3 Scale

A scale used to amaze and confuse stoners and otherwise slow people.
Person 1: Dude, on a 5 to 3 scale, how high are you right now?

Person 2: .....WHAT?!
by 5to3 July 24, 2011
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going commandtoe

Going commandtoe is when you wear shoes without socks. Often done in the summer or if no socks are available.

Does not apply to when wearing sandals/flip-flops because socks in that context would just be wrong anyway.
Ray saw it was a bit of a scorcher outside so he decided to get some air between his toes by going commandtoe
by Rob Vile May 03, 2010
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congressional

to act infantile and obstinate; to reject common sense in favor of self-interest regardless of consequences
"My, you are sure acting congressional today. Shame on you."
by Owens808 January 01, 2013
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brinksmanshit

When two or more parties have entered separate bathroom stalls at nearly the same time and deliberately delay moving their bowels so as not to be the one to break the often awkward and intense silence.
We had made but a single but profound error in making eye contact before entering our stalls and now we were paying for it, sitting a mere 3 feet apart, separated by only a thin metal barrier, undoubtedly staring at each other's shoes, locked in a treacherous game of brinksmanshit.
by Brodium Dudeconate September 22, 2010
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