Google Girlfriend

An imaginary girlfreind whom one would brag about to his friends and use a picture of "said girl" from google.
Richard: Hey guys look at my girlfriend!
Brett: Cool! shes good looking where is she from?
Richard: Google
Brett: So she is a google girlfriend?
by Ronald09 May 11, 2009
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Studies show

A term used to validate some erroneous claim. Usually the sources of the "studies" are not revealed. People will use the anonymous "studies" as some sort of statistical evidence.
Studies show that a person's level of happiness is directly linked to his or her involvement in community service.
by Turkey Trot January 21, 2011
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driving dirty

Operating an automobile without proper proof of insurance.
I sure hope the police don't catch me driving dirty, my car insurance expired yesterday.
by Tomorrowbot November 30, 2009
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Cough Thought

when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly
When Chelsey said her dad was letting her get a pony just because she asked once, Ellen cough thought "daddy's girl".
by rentaninja December 18, 2010
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apartment ninja

One who steps lightly on the floor in a second/third story apartment.

One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.
1. Dude, I had to be an "apartment ninja" just to go to the bathroom becuase the old lady downstairs likes to yell at me for noises...

2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.
by !Z3D! July 11, 2008
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Down To Fap

Unfortunately for many, the feeling of being Down To Fuck is not well received or reciprocated by others. So these people, after lurking the clubs for hours must return home alone and settle for simply being Down To Fap.
(Guy): You look like my next girlfriend ;)

(Girl): Seriously? With pick up lines like that I'm guessing you spend every Saturday night Down To Fap.
by EEXXYY September 25, 2011
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Google smart

When someone has to google a topic, then post the information, as if they came up with it all on their own.
Dude 1: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, baptismal name Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart, was a prolific and influential composer of the Classical era. Mozart showed prodigious ability from his earliest childhood.

Dude 2: Wow, you're Google smart, dude!
by Bo & Jr. January 08, 2013
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