bathroom stalemate

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.
1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!
by TheRealIP September 26, 2013
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instant tradition

Something that as soon as it is done becomes decided upon to repeat the next year and years to come. Does not necessarily have to had been done previous years to be defined an instant tradition.
The boys, after going Christmas Caroling on Halloween, decided to make it an instant tradition, and do it every year afterwards.
by Radkomir September 26, 2013
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going batman

Taking on the night life after taking care of business during the day.
I am going Batman until the morning after working all day.
by Billy Poor September 24, 2013
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golden selfie

A golden shower where the victim and the offender are one and the same.
The wind was stiff and when he aimed right into the wind Tim ended up giving himself a golden selfie.
by setophaga September 24, 2013
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craigslist bodyguard

Someone (usually a friend) who accompanies you to an in-person meeting arranged via Craigslist to provide support in case of anything going wrong (ex: the Craigslist person being dangerous, creepy, or a scammer). The Craigslist Bodyguard can also simply provide moral support or transportation.
Sam: Are you really gonna meet that mechanic from Craigslist? What if he murders you?
John: Don't worry, James is coming as my Craigslist Bodyguard.
by Broanna Newsom September 24, 2013
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accidental jedi

Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.
Dude dropped a lighter off the overpass and landed it right in the window of a passing car. Total accidental jedi style.
by dr. jones PH Dizzle September 17, 2013
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ass-tag convention

The accepted standard that the tagged side of a towel is for designated nether-regions while the non-tagged side is reserved for the face and hair. This convention is used to avoid cross-contamination and is to be assumed as general practice. Practical in situations where one must use a borrowed or foreign towel.
"I forgot my towel in the shower and had to use my roommates. Hopefully he observes the ass-tag convention."
by Octoclod September 17, 2013
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