accidental jedi

Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.
Dude dropped a lighter off the overpass and landed it right in the window of a passing car. Total accidental jedi style.
by dr. jones PH Dizzle September 17, 2013
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ass-tag convention

The accepted standard that the tagged side of a towel is for designated nether-regions while the non-tagged side is reserved for the face and hair. This convention is used to avoid cross-contamination and is to be assumed as general practice. Practical in situations where one must use a borrowed or foreign towel.
"I forgot my towel in the shower and had to use my roommates. Hopefully he observes the ass-tag convention."
by Octoclod September 17, 2013
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crosstext

Sending the wrong text to someone when engaging in multiple text based conversations (i.e. simultexting).
Oh shit! I just crosstexted my boss thinking it was my girlfriend.
by smenjas September 17, 2013
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12 month rule

The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.
Woman 1: "Aww how old is he?"

Woman 2: "26 months old"

Woman 1: "Don't say 26 months old it breaking the 12 month rule."
by ImmediateAce September 17, 2013
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going as friends

Going as friends usually is an unfortunate scenario for one party and just ok for the other. It is when (usually) a guy asks a girl that he likes on a date. But for this poor soul the girl only sees him as a friend. She will accept but as to negate the guy having any thoughts of making any sort of romantic move she labels it as going as friends. The guy, even though in the long run it is bad for him, accepts as to just get to spend time with her. This occurs commonly when a party has been placed in the friendzone.

This scenario could be reversed where the girl is the guy and the guy is the girl.
random girl "you and kate are so cute together you would make a great couple, you should ask her to prom"
guy "I did, she said yes. We are going as friends"
random girl "Congratulations!"
guy's guy friend "sucks bro"
by #swagdaddy69 September 15, 2013
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hopped up on the bean

Hyper caffeinated after drinking one too many cups of coffee in the morning
Dude at work: Yo, wtf is up with Allen? He is wired for sound this morning!

Other dude at work: He drank that whole pot of coffee, now he's hopped up on the bean.
by jlmgemini September 11, 2013
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generation xerox

1. People who follow the same path/live up to the same expectations as their parents
2. People who fall into the expected stereotypes of a previous generation
They've just bought a house in the suburbs, with space for an au pair, and he's just been headhunted to the city. Total generation xerox.
by :;:;:;: September 10, 2013
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