a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."
by defying gravity May 23, 2004
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umbrella hitchhike

to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.
Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.

James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.
by thejellybeanjunkie December 29, 2010
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snugglefuck

A transition from napping/cuddling to sensual foreplay, followed by passionate, (rough) sex... aka, I really want to hold you and be close, but let's go to pound town on the fuck truck.

Simply put, it's a cuddle that turns into a fuck. And it's really good. Also referred to as SF, or SFing.
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I'm going to snugglefuck the shit outta you!

I wanted to fuck her really bad, but I also wanted to hold her in my arms....so I settled for a snugglefuck.
by loves to SF March 19, 2009
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Bae

Bae come here so I can kiss you.
by bubbless August 12, 2006
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Throuple

The throuple walked into the restaurant on Valentines Day
by Austin Broach February 27, 2008
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Boner Shock

Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.
That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."
by MR. B3NNY December 11, 2010
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get off my planet

a nicer way of telling someone "get lost and leave me alone"
mom: David, go do your homeowrk,

David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.

mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic
by Sexydimma January 06, 2014
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