That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.

When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.

Trimmigrants are people who come into an area in search of marijuana harvest jobs.

An obsessive interest in feces.

A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.

A vacation from digital technology. No e-mail, computers, cell phone etc.

Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.