Paid "charity" street worker (read: student) who has been trained to believe that they are carrying out a worthy task, improving peoples' lives by conning Joe Public out of their money for this week's Good Cause. Usually an agency worker where the agency takes a hefty cut of the hourly rate that the charity in question has paid for, whilst at the same time increasing profits by selling on details of those foolish enough to actually stop and sign up to said Good Cause.

when everything you touch turns to shit

a state of hunger preceded by the intake of alcoholic beverages

Too Small; Could Not Read

Used to denote the incredibly tiny text that appears in screen captures of message boards or Twitter posts.

An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(

When you are made sad by other people's negative comments or attitudes, usually through Facebook posts.

New Zealand phrase describing a person who is a renowned shit talker, or one who promises something only to let you down. Derived from buying a piece of deep fried fish only to find that the majority of it is greasy, oil-laden batter, and not fresh, white fish.