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The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else's lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.
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Get the you got to be fist fucking me mug.Last night I was being so Netflix bipolar I was watching saw,grease , and comic book men at the same time
by Chels_ty March 30, 2015
Get the Netflix Bipolar mug.A one reply bitch is someone who replies with simple words like: "yeah, okay, cool, nice, alright, yep, whatever, nope," etc
John: "My damn girlfriends mad, she keeps replying with okay"
Steve: "She seems like a big one reply bitch"
Steve: "She seems like a big one reply bitch"
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by stageguy March 12, 2011
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I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.
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I asked the director off my daughter's school if we could switch teachers. She smiled and told me she would pray about it. She totally pray punted the issue.
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