Jonesy : "Did you have a nice day today? how about I make you some nice carbonara for dinner?"
Loft : Fuck off you nause
Loft : Fuck off you nause
by The El Hadj Groove November 24, 2010
Glitter. Like the STD herpes, once you have glitter on you, you cannot get rid of it. If you have glitter on you and you touch someone, they will suddenly have glitter on them. You may think that you have washed it all off, but one day you will be in the right light and notice it on you somewhere.
There are many forms of craft herpes, including:
+Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off
+Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive.
+Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.
There are many forms of craft herpes, including:
+Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off
+Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive.
+Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.
+"I was at the party when that wanna be raver started spreading craft herpes! I think she threw a bag of fairy dust in the fan!"
+"I thought I'd gotten it all weeks ago but when I looked in the mirror just now, I had a piece of glitter by my eye!"
+"Just when I thought I was safe, this girl came up to me and sprayed me with something. I looked and I was covered with glitter! They have spray on craft herpes now!"
+"I thought I'd gotten it all weeks ago but when I looked in the mirror just now, I had a piece of glitter by my eye!"
+"Just when I thought I was safe, this girl came up to me and sprayed me with something. I looked and I was covered with glitter! They have spray on craft herpes now!"
by Kitysrblk June 22, 2011
by Thyself_Fallon September 15, 2021
A term used by Brits to describe a meal reserved for (approx 7 annual) hot weather days because it is too hot to cook. Consists of sweet and savoury finger food, along with beer, cider, Capri Sun and wasps.
by scfcspaceman August 13, 2022
All's fair in love and war, but in lawfare, the person with the most money or best legal team, can make justice seem unfair.
by mlhiss December 08, 2016
Aggrorithm (n): an algorithm written to incite aggression.
Aggrorithms are a dark pattern employed by businesses with bottom lines tied to confrontation and conflict (“engagement”).
Profiling data is used to nudge users into conflict and increase revenue.
Aggrorithms are a dark pattern employed by businesses with bottom lines tied to confrontation and conflict (“engagement”).
Profiling data is used to nudge users into conflict and increase revenue.
by toffee crisp November 30, 2021
John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.
by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013