Joey: All right, Rach. The big question is, "does he like you?" All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
Rachel: Huh. A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

Interviewer: "This is a fast paced environment"

Me: "You mean overworked, underpaid, understaffed and having to do 15 people's jobs despite only getting poorly paid for one?"

bro how did u do that
stfu newgen

Some idiot asked me why people don't like obviously bad thing/person. Like I'd fall for that obvious debait.

"Did ye see that lad in the bright pants? He's got a proper blarse !"

chemsex is fantastic. He smoked weed and fucked me all night, I was also high on MDMA