Urban Dictionary

Scam Baiting (SKAM bay.ting) pp. Harassing an email scammer, particularly one running a 419 advance fee fraud scheme, by feigning interest in the scam and then tricking the scammer into performing costly, silly or time-wasting tasks.
Synonyms: scam-baiting, scambaiting, b8ing, baiting.
- scam baiter n.

The incredibly stupid things you say when you are overly tired.

A "Disasteroid" is a very large asteroid that is headed directly to Earth, no ifs, ands, or buts. Not only that, but it's big enough to wallop the entire planet and cause a disaster of major proportions... or worse.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

The trashy, lowerslung cousin of the hipster pant, favoured by female fashion victims, often those born without the ability to realistically determine their size. Although there is no agreed max-min amount of bumcrack to be shown, a visable 'brickies grin' is a key factor in determining whether the pant is a member of the bumster family.

Unpleasant sensation of standing up from couch after lying and watching TV for several hours.

A form of hex performed by Etsy spell-casters. It is a jar containing off-putting items and liquids, such as rotting plants or dirt. Buyers place orders to have the name and information of a target (usually an enemy) written down and put into the jar. This is supposed to "curse" the target.