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boyfriend bomb

When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).
I was about to ask her out but then she dropped the boyfriend bomb.
by nomes December 21, 2005
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fappable

Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.
Man, that picture is really fappable.
by L.K Winters September 7, 2008
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jabber woke

to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.
I friend likes to jabber woke at our cafe, then go home to his hobby ranch.
by Oops11 September 16, 2016
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species dysphoria

a feeling that one is in the body of the wrong species
Alyssa: I told the shrink that I feel like a wild animal trapped in a human body, and she said it sounds like classic species dysphoria.
Jacques: I know I was meant to be a dolphin. Why did I end up a sexy human instead?? Species dysphoria sucks.
Jerry: If only I'd been born a bird, I wouldn't have to spend so much money on flying, parachuting, hang-gliding, sky-diving and base-jumping. Damned species dysphoria.
by brainyuck June 16, 2015
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wikiot

An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.
Michael Scott, from NBC's "The Office", upon claiming "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information." solidified himself among the ranks of wikiots.
by delehusr April 20, 2007
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sike

The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.
I really miss that show Blossom ... SIKE!
by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004
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