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Redneck First Class

When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.
The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck First Class
by fetmeister February 11, 2009
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Pencil you into my Blackberry

1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise

2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.

3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Raul: Really?!
Jess: Ew, no!
by Dayznout May 23, 2012
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wake and bake

Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?
by Anonymous July 2, 2003
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steppin on my dick

when someone disrespects your manhood.
chick: you can't even pay for dinner or kill a spider, what's wrong with you
guy: damn quit steppin on my dick!
by Passing July 16, 2014
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nfi

The manager has NFI of the work that goes on around here...
by KGB July 10, 2002
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Shoplift the Pooty

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.
Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.
by Magikman May 28, 2004
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english muffin top

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.
by ilackabettername August 3, 2012
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