instagram bae

someone who likes all your Instagram pictures and gives you shoutouts and acts like Yall a couple over instagram
Dang who this girl liking all ya pics on IG?

That's my Instagram Bae
by CrisTheGarza October 28, 2015
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daddy talk

A girl calling her man daddy like "Fuck me daddy"
-"I love when she calls me daddy"
-"Oh, you mean daddy talk?"
by idk idk idk idk idk idk December 16, 2015
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Forever Alone

Being Single
I Am Forever Alone.
by FOREVER ALONE January 16, 2011
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petextrian

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.
by gnemo November 17, 2009
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schlonged

To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'
by Maximus Aurelius May 28, 2009
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ugly sleep

Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.
I tried to wake you up in time for the bus but you were in a deep ugly sleep. I couldn't bring myself to interrupt
by Dante_ck October 19, 2015
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poormouthing

Someone who has money, but goes around complaining how they don't have enough cash to pay their bills or buy food,
she has a spit shined brand new lexus in the driveway, so i dont want to hear her poormouthing herself when its time to pay her rent.
by groomergirl October 19, 2015
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