snakemeal

One extremely large meal consumed in a day as opposed to the standard three.

"I generally don't wake up hungry, but when I do get around to eating it ends up becoming a snakemeal."

by dawdlepants December 02, 2015

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swamp ass

Some one who does not wipe there ass or has not tooken a shower recently and stinks like shit

My cousin lenny smells like swamp ass after playing battlefield for 5 hours straight.

by Supparad70 November 25, 2015

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When you touch someone or something with your erect penis and it releases static electricity.

I accidentally gave my spouse the electric hammer and now I can only pleasure them after rubbing my stocking feet against a carpeted floor.

by Sharkshooter November 24, 2015

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(adj.) Describes the sensation of realizing that there are too many boys around.

Jess: Why did you run out onto the porch?
Michele: I couldn't take it in there. I was boytrapped.

by ModernSuccess2000 November 25, 2015

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The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.

I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.

by Piledriver10000 November 26, 2015

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To get down on your knees and suck his cock! Or dick, penis, or whatever.

by OldRockSongs October 20, 2008

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When you become pregnant from having anal sex the baby is called an "asshole baby"

We didn't have condoms and thought anal would be safer, little Johnny is an asshole baby!

by BozoRozo November 26, 2015

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