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Strand-up comedy

The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.
When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.
by Gary N. September 11, 2007
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highwear

N. The sunglasses you put on when your eyes are displaying the effects of marijuana.
I see Adam's got his highwear on to go meet his girlfriend's parents.
by Madam Pince March 9, 2017
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fake news

A term formerly useful for describing websites consisting entirely of intentionally fabricated news stories, but now used to describe virtually anything that does not mesh with one's own views.
Actual real-world examples of how "fake news" has been used:
"Fake news that's being released by some foreign government"
"Fake news was able to spread so easily from sources like InfoWars and Breitbart and TheBlaze"
"the Rolling Stone, which did so much to damage the reputation of journalism with their fake news"
"the New York Times IS fake news"
"Kellyanne Conway is fake news"
"fake news from the CIA"
"the fake news phenomenon is spreading to children's toys"
Source: Vice article entitled "Watch 'fake news' become a meaningless phrase
by DisillusionedPolitico March 6, 2017
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nmh

NMH stand for Nodding My Head as a direct opposite of the popular abbreviation SMH, Shaking My Head.
NMH is often used to express approval or joy.
Chloe: hey! do you want to come over next weekend?
Eric: nmh! ofc!

Eric: hey, you think this sweater looks okay?
Chloe: nmh
by Eric Yong March 1, 2017
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hater steak

Something you feed haters, has to be juicy lies that will get them to bite
My haters where getting hungry so I fed them some hater steak!
by Scoto152 March 5, 2017
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reality challenged

(adj.) being in a state in which one is utterly and completely unable to distinguish fact from fiction, and is thus obviously and undeniably full of shit.
Most politicians are reality challenged. So are a number of attorneys, as well as most people living in Hollywood.

To use it in a sentence: "That guy is SO reality challenged... that he can't even tell shit from Shinola!"
by Tom Navarro December 15, 2008
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donald trump tie

Donald Trump ties are cheap, poorly-made rags that are sold a discount and second-hand stores. People wearing these ties are those who wish they had more in their wallet than just lint. Generally, tie-wearers are wanna-bes who are looking for some attention and something to brag about. In reality, they are just embarassing themselves and all other other tie-wearers around the world.
Hey man! Check out my Donald Trump tie!
Fuck you, I wipe my ass with those Donald Trump ties.
by jarmstrong272 November 11, 2009
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