A million dollars.

Cosplaying in a suit but instead of a mask, you use facepaint.

Walking. esp when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.

To engage in war using false news and propaganda with scandalous and intriguing "clickbait" titles and links.

Is to burp then sneeze then fart at the same time

Another word for Commando. To describe the act of not wearing any underwear under your pants.