league skimmer

a person that goes out with people way out of their league
Harry is a league skimmer because he goes/ went out with jen.
by james C. Outo June 16, 2004
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backup bestie

A person's second friend; Your second bestie; the second person you want to spend time with most; BBFF.
My bestie is at work. Heck, it's ok I have a backup bestie!
by LilRed05 August 26, 2017
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Dinner Sweats

When you hold in a poop at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.
I was trying to be polite but was nerve racked by the dreaded Dinner Sweats.
by DrDinnerSweat March 06, 2013
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rectangle time

The time of day when people in an obviously social setting instead choose to pull out their smart phones and have some time alone with their "rectangle". The term can also apply to other electronics, such as computers, iPads, etc.
"Having some rectangle time there, I see" she said to Luke, as he stared at the phone screen while sitting on a scenic beach.
by Thefamilyjules August 22, 2017
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I'm gonna Trump today.

I can't Trump today means to blow off all responsibilities and go play golf.
Fuck work,

I'm gonna Trump today.
by Max Nicks August 22, 2017
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Canadian competition

The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.
My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.
by Bert Bravo August 21, 2017
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Napstipated

When you really need to nap but can't.
" I'm suffering from some severe napstipation!" "Ouch man you're napstipated! That sucks! you should really see a doctor!"
by SquigglyHoblet August 17, 2017
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