A "man's" handshake. When you squeeze someone's hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles.
Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.
Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.
Me: So Mike, what's a deluxe handshake?
Mike: It's what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.
Mike: It's what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.
by /b/illy Ray S. October 6, 2017
Get the deluxe handshakemug. Guy: “Why is this guy in front of me going so damn slow?!”
Girl: “He must be pupper necking, look at that adorable doggo on the sidewalk!”
Girl: “He must be pupper necking, look at that adorable doggo on the sidewalk!”
by raymarrr October 6, 2017
Get the pupper neckingmug. The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.
girl: I went to the counselor to talk about what happened this weekend, with those men.
Friend: what happened?
Girl: nothing, they told me there was nothing I could do, because the proper procedures have been removed... I was DeVostated. The US school system is fucked under Betsy DeVos.
Friend: what happened?
Girl: nothing, they told me there was nothing I could do, because the proper procedures have been removed... I was DeVostated. The US school system is fucked under Betsy DeVos.
by joeisashitname September 8, 2017
Get the DeVostatedmug. The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.
girl: I went to the counselor to talk about what happened this weekend, with those men.
Friend: what happened?
Girl: nothing, they told me there was nothing I could do, because the proper procedures have been removed... I was DeVostated. The US school system is fucked under Betsy DeVos.
Friend: what happened?
Girl: nothing, they told me there was nothing I could do, because the proper procedures have been removed... I was DeVostated. The US school system is fucked under Betsy DeVos.
by joeisashitname September 8, 2017
Get the DeVostatedmug. His typeractivity was distracting to those around him.
by Jafbaritone June 12, 2016
Get the Typeractivitymug. Bryce didn't even wait an hour after jen ended her relationship to ask her out. He's such a thirst responder.
by Yesitwo August 31, 2017
Get the Thirst Respondermug. Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.
--Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I'm cynically optimistic.
--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.
--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.
by waderaykabeta August 31, 2017
Get the Cynically Optimisticmug.