Grass Money

Instead of gas money, one pays for a ride by smoking down with them instead.
Hey, want to drop me off at the office, I'll give you some grass money.
by masticator93 March 10, 2011
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Hair Furor

Reference to the turbulent Donald Trump and his hair based on "Der Fuehrer," AKA Adolf Hitler. A term of mockery aimed at Trump and his disorderly, chaotic and increasingly unhinged administration.
Hair Furor DonnyJohn Trumpolini thinks giving SNAP recipients dried, canned and other "shelf stable" food is better than the current setup that allows them to go the store buy food.
by MVCatdaddy February 16, 2018
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like whoring

It is when you are begging for like or trying to trick people into likeing your comment to get attention.

These comments often end with something akin to "Like if you agree"

Its called like whoring because your whoring out your dignity for likes
Like whoring comment on youtube: "Omg, that was sooooo funny, like if you agree ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ"
by aspwil February 13, 2018
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flexing on my ex

Showing your ex that you're better off without them
We broke up last week but i aoready got some new hoes. I'm flexing on my ex.
by Littyamdt April 17, 2017
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Not actually my President

When all you hear about on the news and social media is Donald Trump and you don't live in America.
I almost never hear about any of my own country's news. All the news has been is Trump this and Trump that and he's not actually my President.
by My Names Not Pachinko February 08, 2018
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laughing off the pounds

Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be used instead, or in place of LOL, LMAO or HAHAHA. It implies that the sender is laughing hard enough to burn a significant amount of calories so as to loose weight, thus laughing off the pounds
The video of a dancing cat was so funny that I felt as if I had lost ten pounds after laughing at it, so I sent it to my friend who replied LOP (laughing off the pounds), indicating that she felt the same as I about the dancing cat video.
by Unicornfucker6969 February 08, 2018
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jack of all traits

Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.
by stuartc1 February 08, 2018
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