resting moron face

A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.
Robert isn't as stupid as he appears., he just suffers from resting moron face.
by Epic Dick April 09, 2018
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DO NOT CONGRATULATE

What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway
by BagOfGroceries April 08, 2018
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Dick-wap

the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object
Friend: Dude, whats that mark on your face?
Dude: Oh yeah, i got dick-wapped last night
by ANOL May 01, 2016
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Trumpflation

Inflation caused by the ill-advised and uninformed monetary policies and tariffs imposed by Donald Trump.
I can't afford to buy groceries or gasoline because of Trumpflation.
by Anti-Chester April 04, 2018
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chipdrunk

In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being "down to the felt"
Eric gets chipdrunk and spews chips everywhere when he's the big stack at the table.
by tcw June 13, 2007
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pPOTUS

A spectacularly endowed retired pornographic actress may possess pics of pPOTUS.
by PBSPinchback April 04, 2018
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dooshkabob

A dooshbag with multiple different dooshbag qualities stacked together like a shishkabob
Larry: “Look at that guy with the stunna shades, popped collar and flat billed ball cap covering his man bun. Looks like he’s headed into Starbucks to find a safe space.”
Joe: “What a mega dooshkabob! So sad... let’s go get a shot and a beer to ward off any of his dooshness rubbing off on us!”
by Redshag November 29, 2017
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