I'll add it to my list

What you say to someone when they suggest you watch a certain show or movie.

Sometimes you mean it. More often than not you have no interest in what they've recommended, and are just saying you'll watch it one day to politely placate them.
"Oh dude, you have to watch The Expanse. It's this really cool sci-fi series."
"I'll add it to my list."
by JCR1987 April 02, 2018
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Pretendonitis

Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis
by Jzman111015 April 01, 2018
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Where the lie tho?

When someone says something accurate or the truth that cannot be denied.
"This place looks like a bull has stormed through it"
"Where the lie tho?"

"That guy looks like Obama"
"Where the lie tho?"

"They sing like a frog in blender"
"Where the lie tho?"
by SophayLavender June 02, 2015
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April Fools

A time for people to be assholes and get away with it
by MeMahDude April 01, 2017
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Smackdonald's

A fast food restaurant where drugs are routinely consumed or sold.
I don't want to eat there: it's a smackdonald's.
by MoonsOverMyJammies October 09, 2015
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one worded

Talking to someone who reply’s with one word or very short answers with no care.
Moey: “yo bro have you seen the new tns in footlocker, they released them today!”
Ali: “no”
Moey: “brooooo there sooooo niceeee”
Ali: “yeah”

Moey: “damn man why you so one worded?”
Ali: “lmao I’m not”
by Alisaidnahworray March 28, 2018
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pouring the milk first

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.
mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment
by begone, bigot thot March 25, 2018
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