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Bitches be thirstposting.
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by paper.girl.420 May 17, 2018
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by ImmortalDobbs June 15, 2017
Get the Schrodingers asshole mug.A ball and socket occurs when one bro goes in for the fist and the reciprocating bro acts as if he is gona bump too, but instead grabs the bros fist and shakes in a pivoting motion making for an awkward moment. Thus the ball and socket has been created.
Bro 1: Fuck yea! (Goes for the fist bump)
Bro 2: (secretly going in for the bro move with alterior motives, and grabs the fist and shakes)
Bro 1: awe shit man the ol' Ball and Socket!
Bro 2: (secretly going in for the bro move with alterior motives, and grabs the fist and shakes)
Bro 1: awe shit man the ol' Ball and Socket!
by alaskan braj April 29, 2014
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Noun
An intentional lack of regard for danger or negative consequences to strategically help yourself. Using cowboyitis is a cunning tactic to provide self gain.
Noun
An intentional lack of regard for danger or negative consequences to strategically help yourself. Using cowboyitis is a cunning tactic to provide self gain.
Sales Work Environment:
Client is avoiding purchase a product
James (sales rep): Why is it you do not want to buy this product?
Clay (customer): Cuz' man, this is expensive
James (now irritated after working with this client for 30 mins): Look man, this is the best of the best and there is no other place you can get this product. You either purchase it today or walk away and feel unsatisfied every time you look at women.
Clay (shocked but not offended): Ok you have a point, I'm not going to wait to make this purchase anymore. Ring me up
James completes the order and walks to Melissa, his sales manager.
Melissa: Give me a high five James, Great Job. That was pure Cowboyitis! Did not know you had that quality.
Client is avoiding purchase a product
James (sales rep): Why is it you do not want to buy this product?
Clay (customer): Cuz' man, this is expensive
James (now irritated after working with this client for 30 mins): Look man, this is the best of the best and there is no other place you can get this product. You either purchase it today or walk away and feel unsatisfied every time you look at women.
Clay (shocked but not offended): Ok you have a point, I'm not going to wait to make this purchase anymore. Ring me up
James completes the order and walks to Melissa, his sales manager.
Melissa: Give me a high five James, Great Job. That was pure Cowboyitis! Did not know you had that quality.
by ClayHammer November 3, 2017
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by The Infragable Krunk April 18, 2015
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or Babe ! Im home! let me take a shower and get decoronafied so I can smash that !
or Babe ! Im home! let me take a shower and get decoronafied so I can smash that !
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