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A junkloom is a family heirloom that may have once had value, but is now considered junk.

It can also be something that a friend has given you. they treasure it and consider it a great present. However, you consider it junk but are afraid to get rid of it. Nobody wants to break the homie's heart so there you are with yet another junkloom.
My mom always brushed her hair with this junkloom nobody wanted. She tried to give it to my fiancé as a wedding gift. My fiancé really wants me to get ride of it. She just doesn't understand the that to us its just a junkloom, but to her its her ancestors carved shoulder blade bone comb.
Junkloom by Meowbox 9000 December 26, 2025
Word of the Day on December 27, 2025
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britbong 

A british person. Used mainly as an insult.
1: "ELLO M8S HOW IT GOIN'?"
2: "Fuck off britbong."
britbong by TopTopLel October 20, 2013
Word of the Day on December 26, 2025

security blanket

A security blanket is a blanket that young kids have for security.
It originates from a character in the comic strip Peanuts, named Linus van Pelt who always had a security blanket with him.
Gosh, you really need to let go of that security blanket.
security blanket by IshiftSandvich December 30, 2015
Word of the Day on December 25, 2025

Grinched 

When you come home, and all of your belongings are gone, even the light bulbs.
My ex wife grinched me
Grinched by mildot December 20, 2014
Word of the Day on December 24, 2025

sexit strategy 

Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.
Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.
sexit strategy by derbyroller October 12, 2010
Word of the Day on December 23, 2025

kitchencel 

An incel that copes by cooking meals for himself.
This pasta turned shit! Maybe I can ask some kitchencels for advice on it.
kitchencel by pulica_franaru July 11, 2025
Word of the Day on December 22, 2025

Sad beige mom

A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.
Hey, did you know (name) was a Sad beige mom?

What the hell, I feel bad for her kids
Word of the Day on December 21, 2025