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literally

Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
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bowl searching

The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.
"In college I did a lot of bowl searching."

"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"

"He's probably bowl searching."
by A bowl searcher November 23, 2011
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This post will age terribly

2021 won't be bad, nothing bad will happen. biden will be the best president in human history, all traces of covid including the mutations will be gone. karens and antivaxers will no longer exist. your life will get better.
lets hope that "This post will age terribly" won't
by zman90 January 27, 2021
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Fauci

Unit of length, equivalent to 6 feet.

Originated during COVID-19 virus when Dr. Anthony Fauci, M.D., NIAID Director, recommended a safe distance of 6 feet apart to curb the spread of the virus.
Them: Hey, wanna take this off of Bumble.com and meet up this week?

Me: Yeah I'm down! I want to keep it socially distant though, maybe in the park and approximately 1 fauci apart?
by amandaconda October 14, 2020
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┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

He is conflicted to flip the table. he stares endlessly into the table's polished wood. He gazes upon the earth in wonderment. he throws caution to the wind and grabs it by its side. But then he stops. He looks at the floor surrounding him. "Someone stayed and worked on this table for hours on end, and my rage should be its undoing?" His thoughts drown him as he 2continues to stare at the table
is ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) home?
by OddEyesKTS January 26, 2021
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Alphabet Mafia

A way cooler term for the LGBTQIA+ community.
by ThatGayGuy1776 December 12, 2020
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Caronely

Being lonely due to the never ending Carona virus.
Biden said there's nothing he can do about the virus, so I guess we will be trapped inside for another caronely year.
by qb603 February 1, 2021
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