the person who said this thinks ur mad sexy and probably wants to shoot their shot. not to be confused with, "please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch"

do not ignore the person who says hey lol.

i will personally track you down and turn your tonsils into spaghetti.

A baby bat is a person who has discovered Goth, but is unfamiliar with the scene. They often listen to Goth music, and have distinctive 'Goth' tastes (an interest in the occult, macabre acadaemia, a love for the Victorian/Georgian societies) but haven't yet become acclimatised to being non-mainstream.

Baby bats are distinctive from emos in both personality and dress sense. Though the bats often use heavy make-up, they wear more tartan and netting/tulle than emos and are more stereotypically Goth. It takes a keen eye to distinguish some emos from baby bats, but there is one difference:

Baby bats grow up into Goths. Emos grow out of the fad, and into accountants.

Abbreviation for "is that your dog". A common opening message in online dating referencing a person's photo with a dog which may or may not belong to them. Variations include ITYG ("is that your goat"), ITYK ("is that your koala"), and ITYC ("is that your camel").

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.

Reg flag indicates something problematic that you can see in advance

A worker, often temporary, who crosses a strikers' picket line, going to work in place of the strikers.

when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole