Horny Jail

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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Fracking

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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๐Ÿ˜…

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... ๐Ÿ˜…"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that ๐Ÿ˜…"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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Firecracker Fart

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.
HeJohn says to HimDavid, "Stay away from the taco-truck today, just took a hot'n'steamy logger with the Firecracker Farts encore at the end!"
by rw2019 May 09, 2019
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Grillbilly

Your a Grillbilly when your grill is the nicest thing about your house.
You know your a Grillbilly when your house is falling apart and you have a beautiful stainless steel grill.
by hakkon218 February 02, 2010
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serotonin donor

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
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boob sweat

It's the sweat that accumilates under big boobs
It was so hot outside that I had mass amounts of boob sweat.
by Tiffany2583 January 05, 2007
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