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cheese platter 

a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey
girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
cheese platter by delores haze September 5, 2006
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Martial arts club with no crediblity.
Black belt in 6 months? Mmmmm that smells Like a tasty McDojo
McDojo by MintyMoo September 27, 2006
Newfoundland term for "cry baby" or "whiner". One who sulks.
He is a big sook. She is a sooky baby. He sooked off somewhere when he didn't get what he wanted.
sook by mcollins999 June 29, 2009
1. In the asexual community, the equivalent of a "crush", but explicitly lacking an interest in forming a romantic couple or having a sexual relationship with the person in question. It does not matter if they are "in a relationship", as long as you two can have a deep connection. A squish is an intense feeling of attraction, liking, appreciation, admiration for a person you urgently want to get to know better and become close with. It is different from "just wanting to be friends" in that there is an intensity about it and a disproportionate sense of elation when they like and appreciate you back.

2. Such a person can be referred to as your "squish".

3. It can be used as a verb, "to squish on someone".
A: So are you... dating right now?
B: No, I'm not looking.
A: (thinks: oh good, that means she will date me)
B: No I really want you to hear what I'm saying: I'm not looking to be in a relationship. But I have two squishes right now.
A: You what?
B: Squishes. They're people I just really love and want to be close to and intimate with - but not in a sexual way. I just feel very connected with them and attracted to them and I want to be important in their lives. But I don't want to be in a romantic relationship with them.
A: Huh? You're weird.
squish by A-Trix July 12, 2009

womp womp 

noise of failure or mocking someone who’s experienced something inconvenient.
oh my god, i hate my boyfriend so much!”
womp womp.”
womp womp by dingusweewoo69 October 14, 2023
fall but in a cozy way; clothes, shoes, food, movies, vibes
did you see her outfit?”

“I did, it’s so soup”
soup by ducks_are_c00l October 10, 2023
A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY!
(This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan).
Not to be confused with selfie .
As you can see, everything in my shelfie is color coordinated.
Shelfie by chocopath December 17, 2013