zortch

Combination of "zap" and "scorch" meaning to burn with very high power electricity.

I wasn't careful when I hooked up the battery and managed to zortch my wrench when it caused a short circuit.

by KT Roughneck February 7, 2005

zortch

To destroy with extreme prejudice.

1. I just zortched that guy.

2. This machine zortched itself and set off the fire alarm.

3. Zortch it all and start over again.

by EJO December 2, 2003

Zortch

Slang for female genitalia. Derogatory.

I'm not a fan of unkempt zortch.

by JasonS5555 April 21, 2009