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Zortch by JasonS5555 April 21, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Combination of "zap" and "scorch" meaning to burn with very high power electricity.
I wasn't careful when I hooked up the battery and managed to zortch my wrench when it caused a short circuit.
zortch by KT Roughneck February 7, 2005
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To destroy with extreme prejudice.
1. I just zortched that guy.

2. This machine zortched itself and set off the fire alarm.

3. Zortch it all and start over again.
zortch by EJO December 2, 2003

Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.
Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.
Zorch Crystal by zorcher June 13, 2009
Another way of saying Bizotch, which is another way of saying Bitch. Zotch is less offensive form of Bizotch, and can be used in casual conversation.
Jessica : Hey you!
Me : Whaddup zotch, hows it goin?
Jessica : Pretty good..
Zotch by Virendar August 1, 2010
Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.
I stayed up for three days to cram for my SAT. I'm zorched.
zorched by Concrete Fever September 4, 2010

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass
rob gave jordan a zorch plunge
the zorch plunge by dan September 28, 2003
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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