Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.
I stayed up for three days to cram for my SAT. I'm zorched.
by Concrete Fever September 04, 2010
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To Be Extreamly Pie Eyed Or Skulled had a puff too many
Man I am Super Zorched
by Spooch Bus December 04, 2007