3 definitions by JasonS5555

kerblamo

An explosion usually relating to an automotive engine. Coined by Steve Matchet, F1 TV analyist.

Kerblamo! It done blowed up!

by JasonS5555 March 16, 2010

Zortch

Slang for female genitalia. Derogatory.

I'm not a fan of unkempt zortch.

by JasonS5555 April 21, 2009

Filthy Rich Problems

Problems that are one step past first world problems

So I caught a bit of a conversation today at the gym between a maybe mid 40's guy and his personal trainer. It was about what color his new lambo should be.

Can't be white because my other Lambo that I keep in Vegas (must have a house in vegas - who doesn't right?) is white. And red is right out. That's a Ferrari color. And my ferrari is red. Maybe orange or lime green. Hey - do they make it in silver, that's a nice color.

Filthy Rich Problems...

by JasonS5555 November 6, 2019