dan's definitions

bitch hermit

Someone who never leaves their house except for from 3AM-7AM.

I am not a bitch hermit, I don't come outside even in the middle of the night

by Dan October 11, 2004

WeeZill

A very small Zill see zill

I got bit by a WeeZill!

by Dan January 19, 2004

fun

Codename for marijuna. Named because everytime one partakes in this, they have fun.

Hey man, do you have any fun?

by Dan July 7, 2003

warped

Cool or funny in a weird way.

Damn yo, that talkin' ape is warped!

by dan August 30, 2003

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003

Death Star

Universe of Star Wars: A large orbital space station (the size of a small moon) capable of destroying a planet with it's Northen hemespherical superlaser. The first Death Star proved to be riddled with problems - it could not target capital ships and took many hours to recharge it's superlaser. Also, it had few if any laser turrets that were effective against snubfighters. The second Death Star overcame these problems but was destroyed at the Battle of Endor before it's completion. Note - the Death Star was designed by BEVEL LEMESIK - not the Geono-whatever idiots in Episode 2 of Kiddy Wars. George Lucas has messed around with the history so much he constantly contradicts that which he approved/wrote previously.

"That's no moon....it's a space station! <uncoprehendable roar, followed by prissy remarks from an unnamed source>"

by Dan November 2, 2004

Shiznat

some may say this word means the shit. however, that was the 80's. my band means it as cool, or awesome. shiznit is a stupid mispronunciation of this word and anyone who says it should be condemned to a life of misery.

person #1: wow! that's the shiznat!

person #2: yeah that is the shiznit!

person #1: it's shizNAT u idiot!

*person #2 is condemned to a life of missery

by dan April 16, 2004