701 definitions by dan

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A reporter for Australia's Network Ten (no joke).
"...Harry Potter, Ten news".
by Dan November 24, 2003
Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.
"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

by dan March 23, 2003
weed is marijuana, stupid. here's some names i've collected
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
kind bud
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.
yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed
by DAN September 03, 2004
an ounce of marijauna
I'm picking up a zip today.
by Dan April 28, 2003
Tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the boots extend to at least mid-calf level -- usually, to the knee.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, furthering the "fuck me" signal.
Oh man, did you see C.P.D. wearing the fuck me boots? She's ready for some action!
by Dan June 01, 2003
The closest I'll ever get to being with a woman
You're so porno
by dan May 08, 2003
Half of the population of Michigan state!
Dearborn = 100% Muslim city!
by Dan August 07, 2003
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