dan's definitions

beyond

Being beyond pro! see pro

I am so pro that I am beyond

by dan January 23, 2004

The Dimick

The evil, satanist war lord and leader of the province of Aloysius. She is notorious through out Africa and the underground world. She cannot be stopped and ironically has a mustache resembling one that of Adolf Hitler's unique style. She has yet to be stopped for her dastardly deeds.

What if The Dimick finds out you stole a toothpick?!?!?!? She'll have us both raped, tortured, and slaughtered!!!

by Dan March 26, 2004

buggering

the act of shoving a penis into a butt hole

mum, me and alex have been buggering each other

by dan July 29, 2003

get dicking

What Jaden is trying to do when she is waving down cars in the ghetto with her knee-high boots and busting out 48 EE tits.

Jaden was so sexually frustrated, she hit the talk button and said "I need to masturbate or get dicking NOW!"

by Dan September 29, 2004

Chevy Cavalier

A car that saves you money when you buy it but will cost you lots in the long run. American car companies offer 0% financing, which is how they sell so many cars. Then they make the profit on the aftermarket parts to fix all those cars.

The Cavalier is known for its bad bearings, head gasket, brakes, paint, trim, doors hinges, radio, lower control arms, abs system, seatbelts and overall high maintenance.

Save now and pay later is the motto here, buy a Toyota or Honda next time.

Damn, looks like the other front wheel bearings needs to be replaced. *opens wallet*

by Dan February 19, 2005

bitch hermit

Someone who never leaves their house except for from 3AM-7AM.

I am not a bitch hermit, I don't come outside even in the middle of the night

by Dan October 11, 2004

wash job

A brain washing victim. See brainwashed.

"The man was such a wash job, he belived everything Bush said."

by Dan November 3, 2004