dan's definitions

ducktard

A ducktard is basically a fucktard, excpet that you get a pretty funny visual after calling them a ducktard.

You are a ducktard. (Then you snicker to yourself the immage of their head on a retarded ducks body.)

by dan July 25, 2004

marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient

check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider

by dan November 25, 2004

FDC

Group of people who do no actual work.

The men of the FDC like to think they are Artillerymen.

by Dan January 16, 2003

spongebobsquarepants

- a very fat homely girl who has enormous amounts of cheese on her ass.

chirstina calderon

by dan November 3, 2003

full bird

A colonel in the U.S. military, as the rank insignia is an eagle.

We'll be having a unit inspection by the full bird this week. Let's make sure we look sharp for Colonel Smith.

by Dan June 30, 2008

puck bag

A hockey term. Used to describe any girl that has been fucked by 2 or more hockey players from the same team. Being a puck bag is very prestigious, only the highest class sluts are graced with this honor. Puck bags can be found around college campuses and ice rinks near you.

That puck bag was at our house last night, what a slut.

by dan April 14, 2004

infidel

A non-Muslim...usually refers to Jews.

We will destroy the infidel and have Iraq once again be a Muslim nation.

by dan July 26, 2003