wonering 

to be in the process of waking up

She called me when I was wonering, what the hell?

wonering by Casaneil April 17, 2008

Just wondering 

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

Wondering Wanker 

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

wondering willy

a type of marijuana that is brown with a lot of crystals on it its effects when intoxicated tends to make your mind wonder originated in the south west region of Ontario

i smoked some wondering willy last night ...it made me think alot

wondering willy by pullmycard May 25, 2008

wondering what to wear 

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.

*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."

wondering what to wear by fish_dicks March 1, 2023

Wongering 

When looch™ slays wonger every night and ditches the fam.

"Has anyone seen looch or is he wongering tonight?"

Wongering by Softserve November 5, 2014

Stevie Wondering it 

When you're so high, you are just sitting there with your eyes closed.

Hey dude, look at Dave. He's totally Stevie Wondering it.

Stevie Wondering it by Cold pop September 15, 2018