Top Definition
This is very similar to 'owned'.

A way to describe what happens when someone slights you, for example, when they do not return a greeting.

It can also mean when someone gets the better of you. The image is of having a door closed (not slammed) firmly and politely in your face.
- Did you ever get your video game back from Malcom?
- Nah, he closed me.
- Yeah, he is such a closer.
by Chioniso May 16, 2007

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