The act of beating someone or something about the head or head-analog with a large trout or other large fish. Often done in response to them saying something stupid.
"That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard... If I had a fish handy I would have to troutslap you."
Taking a trip to Colorado to ski, but spending the entire week in the bar drinking, screaming, and blowing coke while acting like a belligerent fucking degenerate ass.
Dirty Mike, let's head up north to the slopes and shred gnar gnar pow pow and then get troutsauced with some young snow bunnieslater!
A man who promotes and lives a life of leisure with friends and family. A leisure enthusiast who's dedicated to bettering the community around him and assisting fellow troutsman with all leisurely endevours.
That fellow troutsman sure does like his mini cheeseburgers.
A Troutsman endulges in such leisurely activites as; Frisbee Golf, Bocce, Picnics, Poker, Bird Watching, Kube, Whiffle Golf, Darts, Snow and H2O Activites, other variations of the Golfing world (or lifestyle if you will) and of course Theme Parties, Fund Raisers and Food Drives to better the surrounding communities!
A Troutsmen basks in any and all of natures luxuries around him!
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.