troutslap

The act of beating someone or something about the head or head-analog with a large trout or other large fish. Often done in response to them saying something stupid.

"That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard... If I had a fish handy I would have to troutslap you."

troutslap by 1llus1on February 28, 2009

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trout slap

On IRC, the act of using a (in most IRC clients) built-in command to slap another user. Frequently used for comic effect.

<@John> /slap Jim
*John slaps Jim around a bit with a large trout
<+Jim> wtf man why did you trout slap me

trout slap by LordKelvin May 4, 2008

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Trout Slap • Troutlawla • troutlips • Troutflop • Troutsauced • Troutsman

Troutsauced

Taking a trip to Colorado to ski, but spending the entire week in the bar drinking, screaming, and blowing coke while acting like a belligerent fucking degenerate ass.

Dirty Mike, let's head up north to the slopes and shred gnar gnar pow pow and then get troutsauced with some young snow bunnies later!

Troutsauced by Powshredder April 25, 2016

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Troutsman

A man who promotes and lives a life of leisure with friends and family. A leisure enthusiast who's dedicated to bettering the community around him and assisting fellow troutsman with all leisurely endevours.

That fellow troutsman sure does like his mini cheeseburgers.

A Troutsman endulges in such leisurely activites as; Frisbee Golf, Bocce, Picnics, Poker, Bird Watching, Kube, Whiffle Golf, Darts, Snow and H2O Activites, other variations of the Golfing world (or lifestyle if you will) and of course Theme Parties, Fund Raisers and Food Drives to better the surrounding communities!

A Troutsmen basks in any and all of natures luxuries around him!

Troutsman by Chairman of the Farm June 5, 2009