Worshiping trout, who has been headlined SUPERNATURAL by sports illistrated. This so called religion will soon develop into a KKK kind of thing and soon enough the members of the religious group will kill all other MLB players, except trout. Thus making every member insane in multiple ways.
harold: "write down all your good ideas, and we can bring them up at the next team meeting. i'll second you. cool?"
heather: "go jump in a lake, trout lips!"
A female that is easily attainable target for desperate sexual intercourse. A Troutbison usually possess a less than satisfactory appearance and a willingness to perform fellatio on pretty much anyone.
I haven't gotten laid in a grip bro, I'm about to cut my losses and take a dive into some serious troutbison.