Tortitude 

The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)

Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!

Tortitude by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011

ITtitude 

A high level attitude common among many Information Technology personnel, technical support, software developers and similar professions. It is usually demonstrated by a great deal of arrogance, condescension, a propensity to offer insult and a strong emotional response to any perceived suggestion that a given problem is the result of an issue within 'their' code / network / database / realm of influence.

This attitude has been previously acknowledged in pop culture but never specifically defined (see Nick Burns, Saturday Night Live).

Vendor: "We've traced an communication issue between our application servers and your environment using Fiddler / Wireshark. It looks like there may be a problem with your proxy or firewall blocking specific files from our domain."

IT Rep (ITtitude): "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Network. We are not having similar problems with other vendor software. Our proxy servers are configured based on industry standards and our local security policies. I refuse to entertain the possibility that an issue lies on my network. Please go back to your systems administrator and pursue a solution to this issue from your end."

User: Now I'm trying to do this quarterly and I can't get the stupid email attachment to open at all.

Nick Burns (ITtitude): Hmmm...it's the email that's stupid, not you..right?

ITtitude by Crotchrocket April 30, 2013

twattitude 

the attitude of a complete twat, the kind of prick you end up fighting with in a night club.

the cunt came up to me with a rite twattitude, i felt compelled to greet him with a beating.

twattitude by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

tittiedecked 

the act of having sex with a female then pulling out a tech deck and doing tricks on the woman's body tricks include using her tits and ass as a ramp

bro I was with my girl and after I did her i tittiedecked her

tittiedecked by tommatosoup February 8, 2022

Twattitude 

To display an attitude that transcends bitchiness but falls short of C word like behavior. Twattitude is commonly displayed by women (and effeminate men) in office environments. Symptoms include: unnessecary sarcasm, deliberate ineptitude, and douche bag like facial expressions.

Tina needs to retard her twattitude before she gets an upgrade to C-class.

Twattitude by mongoose4342 October 20, 2007

textitude 

the manner or disposition of somebody's text messaging.

Michelle's textitude indicated that the red river was flowing so I avoided her all night.

textitude by Skater2914 September 26, 2007

Textitude 

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.

Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!

Textitude by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009