Testitude

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–noun

1) -to overcome danger, adversity, difficulty with inner strength derived from ones testes.

2) Testosterone fueled resolve or action.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know if I could've set my girlfriend's house on fire after she dumped me.

Guy 2: That took serious testitude.

Testitude by Roger Brunswick December 15, 2008

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testitude

an evolved form of the phrase "intestinal fortitude"

inTESTInal fortiTUDE

that warrior has courage in the face of difficulty
that warrior has intestinal fortitude
that warrior has testitude

testitude by big mac twista September 28, 2009

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Tortitude

The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)

Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!

Tortitude by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011

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Testicide

The murder of a testicle.

Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.

Testicide by Mararrrr July 28, 2010

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testitserone

The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.

My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.

testitserone by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

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testiculectomy

the vicarious sacrifice of losing ones balls. Can happen at work, in a relationship or while playing sports.

Chris had a testiculectomy preformed when he was holding his girlfriend's purse at the mall.

testiculectomy by Deborah Lee December 26, 2008

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testitus

When a person is sick for reasons of missing a test on purpose.

Teacher: Why isn't Jeremy in today?
Student: Oh, he told me he's got a bad case of testitus.

testitus by Like_A_Boss April 10, 2009

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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