Testitude 

–noun

1) -to overcome danger, adversity, difficulty with inner strength derived from ones testes.

2) Testosterone fueled resolve or action.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know if I could've set my girlfriend's house on fire after she dumped me.

Guy 2: That took serious testitude.

Testitude by Roger Brunswick December 15, 2008

testitude 

an evolved form of the phrase "intestinal fortitude"

inTESTInal fortiTUDE

that warrior has courage in the face of difficulty
that warrior has intestinal fortitude
that warrior has testitude

testitude by big mac twista September 28, 2009

Tortitude 

The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)

Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!

Tortitude by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011

Testicide 

The murder of a testicle.

Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.

Testicide by Mararrrr July 28, 2010

testitserone

The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.

My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.

testitserone by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

testiculectomy 

the vicarious sacrifice of losing ones balls. Can happen at work, in a relationship or while playing sports.

Chris had a testiculectomy preformed when he was holding his girlfriend's purse at the mall.

testiculectomy by Deborah Lee December 26, 2008

testitus 

When a person is sick for reasons of missing a test on purpose.

Teacher: Why isn't Jeremy in today?
Student: Oh, he told me he's got a bad case of testitus.

testitus by Like_A_Boss April 10, 2009