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A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.
Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit."
Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.
Jackass."
Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.
Jackass."
by Drake Aldan
April 06, 2004
the bastard stepchild of irony
Mom: how was school today, son?
Son: it was fuckin' great, mom.
Son: it was fuckin' great, mom.
by Prosciutto Bellino
January 17, 2004
Your body's natural defense against stupid.
You walk into a hospital room where your friend is on a bed with his left leg, no arms, and only half of his prick. You say,"How ya doin, man?"
He says,"Oh, just great. I feel better than ever. I could just hop all around the world, I feel so great."
You say,"Really? That's some great news."
See, this isn't your friend trying to make you look stupid, which if you said one or both of these things, you might be, it was his immune system acting due to the high levels of stupidity being taken into his brain. It automatically responded with sarcasm. So don't take it personaly.
He says,"Oh, just great. I feel better than ever. I could just hop all around the world, I feel so great."
You say,"Really? That's some great news."
See, this isn't your friend trying to make you look stupid, which if you said one or both of these things, you might be, it was his immune system acting due to the high levels of stupidity being taken into his brain. It automatically responded with sarcasm. So don't take it personaly.
by Big Jew
February 23, 2007
A word that gives you the possibility to play with your imagination when asked stupid questions.
A random is painting his fence, when his neighbor comes up to him and asks a stupid question:
Neighbor: Oh, you're painting your fence today?
Random: No, I'm milking cows on jupiter, while drinking light soda and driving.
Neighbour: Was that sarcasm?
Random: Now, why would you think that?
Neighbor: Oh, you're painting your fence today?
Random: No, I'm milking cows on jupiter, while drinking light soda and driving.
Neighbour: Was that sarcasm?
Random: Now, why would you think that?
by TjoffTjoff
November 18, 2009
Something that nobody on the internet can ever recognize.
Sarcasm post: Man, why does it gotta be summer already? Being trapped in a small building and being forced to listen to lectures is the funnest thing in the world!
Replier: What are you talking about?!? School sucks! You're retarded!
Replier: What are you talking about?!? School sucks! You're retarded!
by danthaman15
June 22, 2009
Noun. A very British form of humour which derives laughs from saying something while really meaning something else. Often (though not always, contrary to popular belief) used in scathing remarks.
The word 'Sarcasm' is derived from a Greek word meaning 'tearing flesh', which is why sarcastic vegetarians are so ironic.
See also irony.
The word 'Sarcasm' is derived from a Greek word meaning 'tearing flesh', which is why sarcastic vegetarians are so ironic.
See also irony.
Bob: I saw 'The Others' on DVD the other day.
Dave: Oh, cool. That movie wasn't over-rated and shitty at all!
Bob: ...Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, you know.
Dave: ...Fuck you.
Dave: Oh, cool. That movie wasn't over-rated and shitty at all!
Bob: ...Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, you know.
Dave: ...Fuck you.
by Brian the Goldfish
April 09, 2005
God's gift to man.
Incredibly humourous if used correctly.
Incredibly humourous if used correctly.
sarcasm:
Billy-"Is sarcasm really God's gift to man?"
Me-"No, I just said that for no reason. F-nugget."
Billy-"Is sarcasm really God's gift to man?"
Me-"No, I just said that for no reason. F-nugget."
by ;klajd;jka
February 20, 2006
