i did her

A lying sack of shit that tries to impress by posting pictures of babes on random Facebook groups to feel better about himself. Usually a sign of severe micro penis syndrome.

(Post babe pic) "Dude I did her"

by JU5T THE FACT5 April 20, 2020

I Did Not Hit Her

1. It’s not true, it’s bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not.

{Oh hi Mark}

Friend 1 (has not seen The Room): I can’t believe they’re saying this about me, I did not hit her!

Friend 2 (has seen The Room): it’s not true, it’s bullshit, you did not hit her, you did not *limply throws water bottle*

Friend 1: Huhh??

Friend 3 (named Marcus) shows up randomly

Friend 1: Oh, hi Mark.

by Alex-2598 February 23, 2021