teces 

The grounds left in the bottom of a cup of tea. Tea + feces = teces.

I finished my tea and looked in my mug. There was a bunch of teces.

teces by UUUUUU April 15, 2009

Tedesco 

A really hot, attractive guy

Example 1:
Person 1: "Don't you think that Shawn Mendes and Harry Styles are tedescos?"
Person 2: "My tedescos are Tom Holland and Dylan O'Brien."

Example 2:
Person 1: "That tedesco over there is checking you out."
Person 2: "Oh my god , he is SUCH a sexy tedesco!"

Tedesco by MCACABKM August 16, 2018

Telesbian 

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.

1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.

Telesbian by comrade boco June 18, 2011

Techsmith'd 

Whenever someone breaks into your parents bedroom and swaps out the contents of your dad's balls with your own. Thus, whenever a child is conceived, you've officially been Techsmith'd.

That baby sure does have a full beard. I'm sorry to tell you mam, but I think you've been Techsmith'd.

Techsmith'd by Labat April 24, 2023

snorg tees 

1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.

Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store

2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on

Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."

snorg tees by Mickey W. May 21, 2008

TecSys 

The act of taking something that is working perfectly normal and replacing it with something that doesn't.

Coca Cola sure pulled a TecSys when they introduced new Coke!

TecSys by Therickman November 17, 2004

Bad Idea Tees

Yet ANOTHER way to get guys like you to buy funny tee shirts using hot girls.

Just like
Busted Tees
Noise Botsa
the most famous if not first,
Snorgtees
and another newer one
Palmer Cash

As if you though it wasn't safe to go back to Urban Dictionary to get away from fugly chicks in 'funny' shirts, yet another, Bad Idea Tees...

Bad Idea Tees..wow more hot chicks to advertise these..

I'll bet by Christime 2011 we'll have 25 companies pitching online ads for hot chicks in funny shirts, and Bad Idea Tees are the latest.

Bad Idea Tees by ESSJAY May 5, 2011